I wanna know who the first bear who hibernated was. All his bear buddies were like Carl what are you doing man we gotta forage for berries? And he was like yo I’m gone with this, wake me up after winter. And all his boys gossiped about him all winter and called him a lazy fool. Then he wakes up in spring and within a few weeks is clearly the alpha, natural selection Carl is yoked and all the lady bears are swooning. Just absolute looksmaxxing because he got his beauty sleep. You can just do things.